Written circa 2000 by Mike Koehn and Dan Hutt. Guitar arrangment by Mike Koehn. Lyrics by Dan Hutt based on Jules Verne's Mysterious Island as well as an indictment of the modern Western higher ed system. Bass guitar by Noah Beadell; Daniel Christian drums and sings backing vox; Melissa Marinovich sings backing vox; Dan Hutt sings lead/back vox and plays guitars.

Lyrics

Pencroft, he was the last one overboard,
was lost, but now we find him
to be open still.
Pencroft, he was the last one overboard,
was lost, but now we find him
to be open still.
He was the one, he was the last one
to be open to change from below,
and how we find him to be open still.

You can grade it up and down
(weeding you out),
although nobody's ever found
it helps you to learn.
All of your answers always wrong,
your questions unheard,
you can leave me underground,
I'll dig myself out.